UM, WHAT ARE JAZZ ALIENS?
Firstly, don't panic. You're not about to be beamed up to an alien ship. The Jazz Aliens are a cool group of individuals who love music of all types and receive perks such as free songs, access to exclusive contests and offers, and more. Essentially, they are members of Skinny Hightower's newsletter.
HOW DO I BECOME ONE?
Luckily for you, this step is simple and requires no probing whatsoever. All you have to do is CLICK HERE, sign up, and you're officially a Jazz Alien. Painless, right?
THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO DO?
That's all there is to it. Now go and become an alien. Live long and prosper! (Ok, that was corny, ignore it)